• Q: Is your name actually Guy?

    A: My legal name is actually Guy, although some people like to keep me stored in their contacts as Guy ☀️.

  • Q: Are you German?

    A: No, I'm an American citizen and was born in Templeton, California

  • Q: Can I touch your beard?

    A: Sure, just don't make me feel uncomfortable.

  • Q: Do you fix phones?

    A: Yes, but that's not my job, I'm a software engineer, so I build software.