Q: Is your name actually Guy?
A: My legal name is actually Guy, although some people like to keep me stored in their contacts as Guy ☀️.
Q: Are you German?
A: No, I'm an American citizen and was born in Templeton, California
Q: Can I touch your beard?
A: Sure, just don't make me feel uncomfortable.
Q: Do you fix phones?
A: Yes, but that's not my job, I'm a software engineer, so I build software.